Chimps and humans

Its official. It seems, scientists have conclusively proved that Chimps are closer to humans than to any other apes. There is suggestion that the genus Homo should include Chimps from now on. Apparently, "In terms of life on earth, chimps and humans are really not that different to each other".
Jared Diamond has called humans the 'third chimpanzees'. The second being the promiscuous bonobo.
Doesn’t that explain our shamelessness?
Missing link in the evolution can be found every time you see the laloos and the deva gowdas. The purpose of their existence -ape the chimps and provide humor. The next research problem for the scientists is to find whether these dhoti clad folks are closer to humans or to the Chimps.